I AM THE UNKILLABLE FAGGOT

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

@homoeroticjunoincident

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

congratulations staff, you just made one million pjackks.

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

@funnier-as-a-system

@mitebitmurderous

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!