I AM THE UNKILLABLE FAGGOT

like to end the tyrrany of the sun. reblog to end the tyranny of the sun. read this post to end the tyranny of the sun.

If I was a writer I'd write blatantly incorrect details about real-life stuff on purpose just to annoy people. Shit like reloading a revolver with a magazine or describing bourbon as "sweet and minty"

ok but thats not at all what bourbon tastes like. i dont think you'd be a good author.

well if that isn't what it tastes like why did I write it then

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

oh

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

@bovineblogger

i kind of want froyo. hmm. (hears the marching of a great and powerful army) now who could that be

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

don't understand why people market their VNs based on playtime instead of word count. arent all of them less than 5 minutes if you hold ctrl

Steam description that advertises over 5 hours of reading gameplay "if you read as fast as our lead artist, who's a freak".

over six months of riveting gameplay if you leave it open on another monitor as you get distracted by various feeds and DMs every five lines