mistressfishie

god everything is so dumb now. just fucking larp and botox and twitch and looksmaxxing and microplastics and kick streaming??? and polyester and ai and tech companies and meta glasses and ozempic and 4500 terms for micro trends originating from tiktok and everything is an ad and everything is a subscription service and we own nothing and rent is 4k a month and nobody can own homes and all the food is fake and the animals are full of chemicals and the world is getting hotter and apparently there's nothing we can fucking do about it. everything is so dumb.

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

it also makes me doubt how happy they actually are with having the kids why do you feel the need to broadcast you've changed your mind and are happy now just be happy no need to be a missionary for making more babies those are not yours chill

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later