you can waste a lot of time on a shenanigan

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

everything is that serious but at the same time nothing is that serious

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

ooooh i’ll say what I want to happen because my ethics are flexible. i hope they all contract a flesh-eating bacteria to go with the brain-eating one they already have. i hope they get hit by a bus and the bus reverses to hit them again. i hope in the next book shane hollander comes out as straight

Every now and then I’m struck by how messed up it is that Peter Dinklage is like the only little person actor in the entire history of Hollywood to have been given the opportunity to accrue enough acting cred to be allowed to take roles that weren’t specifically for a little person.

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Rest easy, Giles. Your watch is over. We’ll take it from here.