that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK! YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK! YOU CAN BITE AND SCRATCH AND BEG BUT YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!

one of my favorite bullshit questions to ask people is what is your favorite pronoun. not which one you use but like what's your favorite. which one makes you go yeaaaa that's a nice pronouns

writing is so fun

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

honestly one of the best parts of finally watching critical role campaign 2 is getting to see the surgical precision with which liam o brien improvises a fandom-bait meow meow character. like logically at this point we all know there's a factory in the san fernando valley or somewhere where media industries assembly line produce bisexual white men with guilty eyes and tragic backstories to generate merch sales, but rarely do we get the pleasure of watching a middle-aged d-list actor demonstrate semi off the cuff technical mastery over how to get tumblr users to crash out over a fictional man. they used to show this live thursday nights on twitch.tv

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly