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this scene deserved at least 10 emmysĀ

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may I present to you one of The most well executed yo-mama jokes i have ever had the honor of stumbling across
Stuart Townsend in Queen of the Damned (2002)
THOT! THOT!
OOH, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
HEY, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
SAY, WE GOT IT!
THOT CHOCOLATE!
W EĀ Ā G O TĀ Ā I T

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Do you know why Sun Bears look so...weird compared to other bears? Is it the eyes?
itās not just you, sun bears just look incredibly bizarre when you stack them up against other bears!
pictured: bear
pictured: film extra from the first narnia movie in a hyperreallistic fursuit:
but as always, there are real valid reasons behind mother natureās stupid horseshit!
the sun bear has bizarrely humanlike limbs because, living in a hot tropical environment, they have no need for the enormous fat reserves of the temperate bears! this makes their bodies a LOT thinner and really screws up their proportions.Ā
like really, REALLY screws up.
but sun bears do actually have longer front legs than other bears, along with larger claws, longer tongues, and cartoonishly mobile muppet faces.
and for good reason: sun bears are specialized predators of social insects!
the long legs and huge claws let the sun bear rip into beehives and termite mounds alike with wild abandon, while the long tongue and agile face assist the sun bear with getting all slurpy slurpy on the innocent hive insects and their delicious larva who were just going about their normal insect day when the sun bear rolled into town.
āaaaieeee! please, not the children!ā
now insects arenāt ALL a sun bear eats, by any means, but they DO form the bulk of the protein in the sun bearās diet, so theyāve got good reasons to look the way they do!
humans just tend to find the wonky proportions pretty off-putting, and it doesnāt help that many sun bears also have light-colored eyes which humans find incredibly freaky.
NYEGH okay that is pretty awful.Ā
anyway tldr sun bears look weird because the bear family tried to produce an anteater, and they didnāt do a half-bad job at it!
Iām fairly certain the person who made the tweet was joking and this is actually spiegeleierkuchen (fried egg cake)! The āegg whiteā is a thick frosting made from yogurt/milk and cornstarch, while the āyolksā are tangerine halves. Hereās a recipe: https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2015/04/german-fried-egg-cake-spiegeleierkuchen.html?m=1
Fun to look at the notes and figure who has and who has not seen the explanation
I was still worried because those are definitely not tangerines, but then I looked at the recipe in the link and it turns out they are actually apricot halves.Ā I feel much better now.
Meowth: Hey, whatās this?
Jessie: Itās a fence, genius.
Meowth: I mean whatās it doinā here?
Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] Whatās it doing here?
James: Iād say someone doesnāt want us on their property!
Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesnāt want us on their property!
Meowth: But how come?
Jessie: Of all the dumbā! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?
this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way
they got half a braincell between the three of them and its in jamesās possession
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letās talk about the sarcasm switch aka /s
adding /s to the end of a statement is used in many online communities to denote sarcasm
this is useful to people who have trouble reading the tone of a statement without verbal indicators
this especially helps include neurodiverse folksĀ in the conversation!Ā
this type of slang is based on HTML syntax, and thereās more:
/sĀ -Ā sarcastic
/jĀ -Ā joking
/srsĀ -Ā serious
/hjĀ -Ā half joking
and more besides! like emojis, html tone indicators provide important context & clarification to written communication. you can include a wider audience by using them, and autistic readers like me will really appreciate it!
if you already use tone indicators, which are your favorites?
please do this! itās small but it allows so many more people to understand your posts!

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Iād take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.
Because this version of the post doesnāt have it: HE IS IN A RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE. Itās not even SUPPOSED to have a fucktillion name brands!
theyāre only thoughts, after all
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JOHN MULANEY Stand-Up Monologue on October 31st 2020
Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenāt spelled with the letter e in it ā¦
father godĀ
ā¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itās even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-ā
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyā¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter āEā.
š£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsā¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itās EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said āevery single ODD number has an āeā in itā not āevery single number with an āeā is oddā what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weāre still here
happy New yearās eve
Iām going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnāt have an e. Just sayingā¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iām fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneš
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canāt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IāM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatās an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYāRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iām gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnāt a number
It canāt be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yāall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNāT HAVE E IN IT
THATāS BECAUSE ITāS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ
Iām honestly so confused right now
This is the height of our stupidity, It has to be or future generations cannot exist
ZERO IS BOTH ODD AND EVENĀ
Technically zero isnāt even a number
what even is zero then
Itās similar to black and white. They arenāt official colors and neither is 0.
Black is a āshadeā and white is a ātintā
Numbers arenāt real
Is anything really
this post really makes me feel better about my math skills, thanks, tumblr
how did this manage to get worse
You know that can be said about a lot of things.
I LAUGHED SO HARD IT FUCKING HURTS!
And I thought I was terrible at math š¤
*looks at tumblr*Ā
Everytime I come across this post it's gotten worse

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the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sadĀ
The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:
i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl
Letās take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:
Ouch
Esmorolda and Corpet
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Wow, i never noticed thisā¦so sad
ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of ābugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user promptsā continues
If I was scrolling faster I wouldāve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on