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I posted this like everywhere but here so hereeee. I just don’t wanna lose it yk

So Avery uploaded "weird book i did NOT write" on October 18, and it's confirmed DAWTDE takes place on New Years Eve, December 31.

That's 74 DAYS MINIMUM that Derek was stuck. Ten weeks and four days of staring at the screen, eyes burning yet unable to look away without terrible pain. Two months and thirteen days of relying on whatever's nearby for sustainence, probably suffering from malnutrition, starvation, and/or dehydration.

Sure, we don't know how long he passed out for in between recordings, but that's still a VERY significant amount of time to be stuck in one place, literally unable to move. And it doesn't sound like there was anyone there to help him during it.

"Okayyy, he's not understand the mountain thing, but that's fine, he's pretty freaked out, at least he's good at saving himself from falling into the void."

"Alright, he's taking a while in this world, so let's speed things up and drop him down into a pit to get him going in the right direction, maybe leave him a crafting table so he knows he's going in the right direction."

"...So clearly the obelisk code was a bit too tricky for him, here, give him another crafting table, that'll lead him in the right direction."

"OH MY ME, LOOK AT THE CARPETS! THE CARPETS ARE ARROWS! YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP! OKAY FINE, FINE, HERE'S A STUPID ROW OF CRAFTING TABLES. YOU HAPPY?! (Geez, I need the mind to be clear, but I wasn't thinking it'd be smooth too...)"

"Okay you know what, I'm tired of this already. Here's a pit to fall into, here's a boat to move through water quickly, just get to the church so your mind can be broken enough for me to get into it."

"-Wait, how did he get out?! He was supposed to be there for me to summon once I finished forming! Wha- where did these signs-... that annoying human..."

"Yeah, I very much doubt that he can figure this one out- ...and he's just... punching the netherite... you know what, whatever, I don't care anymore."

idk if I should tag these guys.....?

yo endless knowledge

AAAAAAAAND people don't use the idea of Avery as a non-solid being enough in art, they write about it all the time tho lol

pls pls pls i need someone to come up with idea of "the derlord was dead all the time"

[ LOR Fanart ] Stage Play

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

Boromir:

Elrond:

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this