On All Levels Except Physical I Am Florence Welch

alex jones is literally female coded because of his hysteria. but whatever

OP I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer.

What if you had one bathroom per astrological sign

Still better than gendered bathrooms because at least astrology is real

OP is an optimist

Honestly that probably is important to the metaphor because if you have a full glass and half gets poured out you are going to have a different reaction then being served that way. Like one is “I was only provided with half” and one is “half was taken from me”.

who cares

what if the glass was a bong???

dude that would be fucking awesome

You can’t simultaneously wear military-grade body armor and helmets and say “WE GOT BEANED BY BEANS” you fucking dipshits