no body hate me

may we live to see the public opinion recognize “terrorist” as a meaningless cudgel used at the whim of the state

Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home

This stupid joke was so funny to me I tried to translate it into Korean to tell my family and when none of them laughed I was like "Oh my translation must not have been very good" and I tried rewording it like 90 times before my mom was like "No, no. The problem isn't lack of understanding"

I bet it feels good as fuck to activate countermeasures

Twinky lieutenant turns to me from his desk of massive screen arrays. Sir theres incoming hazards he says. Heard it a thousand times. I smirk. Activate countermeasures. No shit. Lets fucking go.

Following the anagram naming convention, toby fox should make a third game called “unrelated” that has nothing to do with undertale or deltarune and contains zero lore or references to them. It’s just a baseball simulator or something.

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!