come on buddy (message me) :)

I’m nude in town

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

@ominous-signs

Official ominous graffiti

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

microdosing hell by being awake and literate