Video Games & Randomness

your maid fucking bit me. look at me. i know you told her to do that. she wouldn't do that if you didn't tell her. it was calculated and businesslike

Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium

i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop

hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

the sign in button?

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

"female presenting nipples" is still such an evil fucking thing tumblr said

"we specifically want to police the bodies of women, or people who we think look like women enough". like way to acknowledge the double standard of nudity and make it explicit policy

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this