live large. go crazy. rock on.

Chihuahuas Georg

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

my hands hurt

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things