MEDIA LITERACY IS THE BEST TOOL AGAINST FASCISM

There is a glitch in heaven that the angels are working very hard to fix. In the original design God thought that it would be best (actually we are blaming this on a lower functionary angel since the big guy is supposed to be ‘infallible’ and it would suck for pr). Anyway, they thought it would be best for everyone who made it to heaven to be corporialized in the body they inhabited on earth when they were most devout. The ‘closest to heaven’ spiritually you were on earth is how you live in heaven— yin yang dualities parallels ‘as above so below’ yadda yadda yadda… Lots of people are very upset; the old guys who found religion in prison, the people who prayed for salvation from terminal illnesses, and, everyone who has to listen to the hale and healthy born again youth pastor who is just so smug lord it over them all. Personally, I think it’s the worst for people who strayed from religion early in their lives. We’ve got lots and lots of newly baptized babies here who can remember their entire adult lives. Yeah, it’s a huge mess.