count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses