alighterwood

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

good luck! good luck!

I DONT CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws up and dies from caring*

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

“average person meets 3 aliens a lifetime” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person meets 0 aliens per year. Dr Captain Ryland Grace, who was shot into space and met over 10,000 aliens, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

sometimes soulmates are an aroace man and an autistic rock alien

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

book grace loves to go on and on about rocky’s intelligence. every page he’s like rocky is SO smart, and so talented and skilled, eridians are probably WAY smarter than humans right rocky (and rocky’s like no, i think we’re of similar intelligence just in different ways) and grace is like NAH eridians are smarter, especially rocky, who’s probably the smartest one of all, who can fix anything and do anything and god i miss him i wish he was here right now. i wonder if he wants to do surgery on me. because i would let him if he asked

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living