An Artistic Fool

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

Phoenix!

oh. oh i think i just got over my primal fear of blue whales

Why did you fear whales?

Are you perhaps aware of the Bigfin Squid Gaud?

you know how biblical accounts of angels vary so widely? like sometimes they're described as monstrously eldritch, and sometimes they're just some rando with wings?

Please note I am neither a Christian nor someone who has ever interacted with actual biblical accounts. However, I do believe that the reason they look different with all of these variations is because they look different depending on their job. Like a Principality is a rando with wings, and then you have the many winged many eyed Seraphim. I do believe it depends on their role? I don’t study this kinda thing so I could be wrong.

This is ADHD culture.

A mitochondria that doesn't power the cell

A mitochoffdria if you will.

suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just 'parent'

please note that while progenitor, guardian, spawnpoint etc are all respected titles, they are more the equivalent of mother/father than an affectionate nickname you would scream through the house multiple times a day. gimme something we can use people

I’ve looked this up in the past and found that the gender neutral equivalent oof mom and dad is ren. Likely a short form of parent.

I am that one person in the red stripes just goin OoO

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

Time goddess murders one of her many fathers.

Careful, those bitches are fulla cyanide

not all of them

All of them, unless you've taken out the pit

not all of them have pits

Maybe I’m just confused here but what kind of peach doesn’t have a pit?

the kind that’s an imposter tennis ball

i cant…. WHICH ONE IS IT????

This is your test. Your ancient primate answers are watching you expectantly. Millions of years of evolution have gone into this moment—can you, Child of Ape, identify fruit from not-fruit?

Top right, a red color, but just red. Fuzzy in a way peaches are not. It is also very small.

Aspe. That’s… actually not that bad.

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

A++ addition

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

…perfect

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

First of all Legendary Post™, second of all, please I want this as a tv show. 

Oh damn this is REALLY good for gifs!!!!

We are really in the future finally

Mobile compatible!

Bro the coat and pants? I want them so bad. Awesome outfit!!!

Only Queer OCs Solidarity!!!

You are a demon who ran away from hell and decided to live in the human realm in disguise all was going well until a someone breaks into your house kills your dog and steals your car. Without knowing what you are.

Is this just a John Wick theory?

if you set off illegal fireworks in a suburban/crowded area you’re an asshole and I hope your oven breaks

Oh god yes. Same here and like; it’s a bunch of wooden houses kinda near each other and there will be firework bits in the street.