#otherwise

Like yeah I get it, Sauron whispers in your ear and offers you everything you ever wanted while tormenting you with fear but like. Practically speaking all it seemed to DO was turn you invisible and slow your roll.

And there’s still castles and fortresses and locked doors and shit. It takes you 2 years to walk anywhere. Immortal snail type situation.

Now I want to forget about it COMPLETELY.

A minute of hedcanons in some abstract au of queerplotonic Radiosilence relationships.

I'm ABSOLUTELY sure that they would have had the issue of touching in a close relationship.

Just because Vox doesn't even notice how he's touching someone, it's incredibly natural for him, and he's literally drawn to Alastor like a magnet, and Vox may try to control himself, but it's obviously going to be painful for him, because touching everyone else is NOT the same as touching ALASTOR. Like he's an obsessive weirdo haha

And I just want to imagine a couple of situations where Vox is trying to find an approach to Alastor with all his might so that he would allow to let Vox touch him. But it would all look like he really wants the attention of an EXTREMELY evil, non-tactile and obstinate cat who of course loves him (platonic!!) deep down but still doesn't hesitate to scratch his whole face haha

For me, this is a very sweet picture, God, like Vox would obviously try to respect Alastor's boundaries in such a situation, but he would REALLY like to touch him and his solution to the problem is to suck up to Alastor so that he would allow to let Vox touch him.

They're both extremely unhealthy assholes, let's take it as a fact? Haha

Maybe he would start offering something that Alastor likes for this, for example dancing, or fighting - Alastor REALLY likes dancing and fighting hahaIt's very comical and my fantasy can't be stopped

By the way, Alastor would clearly understand what Vox was trying to do and he would have a LOT of fun teasing him. He's such a stubborn and moody bitch haha

He loves being unavailable and annoying people and Vox especially haha