stop staring @me with those big ol dark balls of sight

The Byzantine Empire or, as I like to call it, The Romestuck Epilogues...

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

Does anyone pronounce AU (the fanfiction category) like a piercing cry?

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

additions: speculative fiction, art film, point and click, simulation game. anything that makes you say "i sure hope so"

Wow it really looks like that