Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

as someone who was on deviantart way too much in middleschool my relationship to the furry community is sort of like how athiest people still celebrate christmas.