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why is poop always designed in that perfecrt dollip. no one has ever shit like that. did they get the keystone poopy from a guy who rigged his toilet to spin him around while he let out one long singular shit

if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"