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I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

shoots you with my cupid arrow but you lowkey die

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

my stance on the trans athlete debate is always and forever going to be that sports should be completely desegregated because humans have one of the smallest levels of sexual dimorphism in the animal kingdom and the disparity we see between male and female performance is entirely caused by social factors rather than anything biological. “should trans women compete against cis women” i think cis men and cis women could compete fairly but that’s apparently a little too spicy for people to wrap their minds around bc they’ve been told their whole lives women are biologically inferior & never thought to question that. or wonder if it’s maybe a self fulfilling prophecy of some kind. are women biologically inferior or do they appear so because patriarchy demands that of us?

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, lesbianism isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

Little freaks

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

creaking bone witch Wednesday is next Wednesday yall get your creaking bone witches ready less than a week to go till creaking bone witches Wednesday who’s excited yeah who’s a good little creaking bone witch *pets something you can’t see* *it creaks bonefully

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I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

so there's a new SCP movie in the works. this is a bad thing because the entire SCP project is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0, which means that any derivative works based on it (i.e. this movie) have to be released under that same license, and that license explicitly permits no-cost reuploads. like piracy of this movie would be explicitly legal. the only exception would be if they tracked down and got explicit written permission from every collaborator who has ever contributed to any of the stuff they touch on in the movie, but the authors on the site are just as surprised as everyone else, so they didn't do that. the movie is being made by a UAE-owned production company so either they're aware of this issue and are fine with making 0 money on an expensive movie, or they're aware of this issue and are going to attempt some legal bullshit to screw over the writers who wrote 90% of their movie. IP law helps creators btw