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NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

suckin her cock welding style

Hi. What does this mean?

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

Very well, carry on

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

technical and formal way to say the animal in this fossil looks as if it died badly

"this individual appears to have experienced rapid terminal disassembly prior to sedimentary deposition"

Sultan poisoned by rotten grape. His eldest son succeeds and bans grape production. Vinyard owners support a rival claimant, the new sultan's younger brother. War of Grapes begins. Both brothers are killed.

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

will the owner of the goalpost out in the bailey please move it down the slippery slope towards the middle ground where a strawman is currently begging the question. we have a bandwagon waiting to help you, unless youre too much of an uneducated dipshit to handle any of that, in which case we can circle back to a true scotsman who will be able to appeal to our authority.

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.