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Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

warrior who came to me for advice: i just don’t know if i should listen to the telepathic trees, who say i should save the forest, or my adopted wolf mother, who says i should cut it down to build my city. that’s why i came to you… should i go with Psi Ents or Dog Ma?

Will the skull of judgement leave a tip?

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

Homework lady: "My dog is barking! 🙂"

Really menial silt verses question that is going to continue bugging me until the end of time if I don’t ask it: why adjudicator? Was it just something official sounding that wasn’t too direct of a parallel to real life? Does the Penninsula have a series of ecclesiastical courts and governments that require some measure of top-down ‘adjudication’ while being otherwise left to their own devices? Am I thinking about it too hard?? (Probably)