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genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

why is poop always designed in that perfecrt dollip. no one has ever shit like that. did they get the keystone poopy from a guy who rigged his toilet to spin him around while he let out one long singular shit

if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol