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ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

bro come download files and documents with me

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

There should be cigarettes made from night time

saddest story in four words: lost ogre no reward

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.