Random Happenstance

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

It’s still Monday where I am

pikachu is drowning

This ain't about him

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

is that guy dying in the background

Have you ever been in public bathroom

Ya'll ever think that except for stuff like ren fairs are the only time adults get to play when the human animal never stops needing play behavior?

the cultural perception that play is an inherently childish thing is one of the worst ideas to come out of modern civilization (in my very not-humble and objectively correct opinion)

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

I know this sounds jokey and funney but I am serious and it is ableist and infantilising and inaccessible so stop