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I'll be honest. I rarely ever use this blog anymore. I still play fr but far more casually. And despite that, tumblr often defaults to this being the main blog to reblog too. And I don't know why. So if you see a random ass, non fr post on this blog, that's why.
Actually somebody please ask me why i have two copies of oblivion ps3 because the reason is so incredibly bethesda and so incredibly oblivion at the same time
Okay lets go
You may notice right out the gate that one of these is the game of the year edition, and the other is regular vanilla oblivion. I grew up playing morrowind and oblivion WAY before skyrim came out, so i actually had vanilla oblivion way back in the day and then got the GOTY edition after that one released so that i could play all the DLC when it was still a pain in the ass to download them individually off of PSN.
But theres a very specific reason why i kept my vanilla oblivion disc. I was considering trading it for something else, until I got to the vampirism cure questline in my run at the time, and discovered that the GOTY edition had an extremely game-breaking innocuous glitch that was never fixed in any future patch, update, or even acknowledged by bethesda, but it has been the bane of every ps3 GOTY player ever since.
I want you to walk a mile in child me's shoes for a second here. You remember how much of a pain in the ass it was to get the cure for vampirism in oblivion? How it was the fetch quest to end all fetch quests? How you dont even get map markers and just have to fucking wing the whole thing and hope to GOD you can find enough grand soul gems out in the world to even START the second half of the fetch quest and just GET the list of ingredients the potion actually consists of?
This glitch in the GOTY ps3 edition is right at the end. When i say right at the end, i mean when youre supposed to hand over the very last ingredient of the very last list of bullshit it has you running around the entire province and the planes of oblivion itself like Cyrodiil's most exploited door dasher to get. All while you cant go out in the sunlight without breaking into peoples homes and drinking their blood about it first. Skyrim spoiled all of you with its blood potions lying around in piles in the vampire castle. Oblivion girlies fought in the trenches for your blood potion freedom.
The dialogue option to give the witch the last ingredient, a bunch of bloodgrass which can only be acquired from the game's equivalent of biblical hell, is broken in the GOTY edition. Its broken. You cant give it to her. You can keep clicking it with 30 times the amount of bloodgrass she wants and she wont take it, she'll just keep telling you where to get it while you contemplate ending it all and deleting your save file to achieve nirvana through a direct experience with the frivolity of material objects like "gaming consoles." You cant ever cure vampirism in the GOTY ps3 edition. Now go outside and experience the birds singing in the park.
This was never fixed. There was never a patch to fix it. There was never an update. There was never an acknowledgement by bethesda game studios owned by zenimax owned by microsoft that this game-breaking glitch exists. You have to be a vampire forever.
Unless you have a copy of vanilla oblivion from the same region your GOTY disc is from, where this glitch does not exist.
But wait, dear player. You must head my warning before you go loading up your GOTY save file on the vanilla disc. You must not start any DLC before you complete the vampire cure questline, for your key items will be disappeared and you can never complete it. Or, if youre very unlucky, it could just corrupt your save file altogether trying to load DLC items onto vanilla oblivion. And if you follow this warning but have too many things in your inventory when you load it, you get an infinite load screen instead upon which to gaze at your reflection in your tv screen and calculate how much money and how many hours youve collectively sunk into bethesda products throughout your lifetime.
No, you must go to the barrel in the side of the witch's cabin and dump every single item in your inventory except for the bloodgrass before you save on the GOTY disc, exit, and reload on the vanilla disc. Then you can talk to the witch, give her the very last ingredient, and the moment she accepts it you must immediately save again, switch the discs back, reload, and collect all your things.
So i kept my vanilla disc in order to be able to run through todd howard's greco-roman labyrinthian trial of getting some witch to take a handful of grass from Tamriel's biblical hell if i ever get bit by a vampire in any future playthroughs.
Oblivion is an abysmal game and i will never stop playing it
ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices
absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral
i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another
in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny
been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner
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My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.
You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.
The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.
Oh ye of little faith.
People across the street looking through the blinds, "Harold! Harold come quick, they're doing the chicken thing again!"
Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile
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In response to this event, some redditors created r/charityraid, with the goal of concentrating the power of thousands of users into a single charity at a time to hopefully break a few more sites.
As of 9/21/21, the site has updated with more wishes. The incredible spike in donations is amazing, but if you want to and are able to keep the momentum going, there are over 300 waiting to be filled at https://www.onesimplewish.org!
a lot of these are very basic, small things. i just spent 17 dollars to buy a kid water shoes for a lake vacation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7/9/22 There are 200+ wishes who need YOU!
I don’t normally tag people but I’d like to send this to @instructor144 to post on positivity day. Maybe it would help crash the site again.
BOOST.

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Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell
idk if any young person needs to hear this but when you work at a job you absolutely can google anything you don’t know or ask someone for help. school has you conditioned to think you have to have everything memorized all the time but let me tell you. I am dumb as shit and I am great at my job because it’s not a test, it’s just work. the more resources you utilize the better.
I’m serious about this, I got out of school and thought life would be like a test where I had to have everything memorized and be smart all the time and then I got into the work force and was like. Oh everyone is stupid and google exists ok cool
if mario was a flight rising player, what would his favorite color combo be?
denim/denim/denim
WHAT IF . GOD ?

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After several days of digging, Velya and her crew made the discovery of a generation: beneath the dry crust of Dragonhome, the Obelisk dragons shed their rocky exteriors and joined the realm as its newest modern breed! [Image Caption: A banner image with a brown Obelisk dragon with earth eyes and the words “Obelisks Unearthed! A site-wide effort has revealed the newest modern breed.”]
Every once in a while I remember that originally, Flight Rising dragons were supposed to be monogamous and you could only separate them by applying an item called 'scroll of divorce' and I laugh hysterically every time.
I'm actually crying. There are actual tears coming from my eyes.
check out what flight rising feature that will never in a million years be implemented are you, my very cool and good uquiz that has NO music questions (you’re welcome). there’s an image of an All-Seeing Eye familiar in there though so if that grosses you out be careful!
I got “Relist All Button” uwu
Just a friendly reminder that any and all terfs get blocked on sight. Yall arent welcome here
i dont remember canon but i have very strong opinions about everything

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i swear i’ve done nothing with this site in months other than make fandragons of my own ocs, and rest assured i have no plans of stopping. so anyway, emidragon,
also, important detail: it is a BABY
My buddy made a super hot take, and i had to share. I”m dying.