the world hasnt even started yet

this stupid baka life isn't going according to keikaku

google search job ideas for failures

Tumblr has forever affected how I refer to my food. Macking cheese in the michael wave. My dinnar #mydinnar. Grilling absolute cheese. It goes on

This post is so beautiful because it means I've now also picked up a bunch of new mannerisms I hadn't heard before from the notes

i enter the room with tattered stained clothes covered in layers of grease and mechanical dust, proudly proclaiming "you should see the other guy" as the impressively shiny polished boot of an impossibly tall mecha woman crashes through the doorframe, flattening me cartoonishly like a pancake

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

i have been asked on my first real date never kill yourself

Swing state gothic