Do I Dare Disturb The Universe?

ha ha ha. that loser over there is meeting his destiny on the very path he took to avoid it

hiking that ends in you pumping a load into me behind a tree

Dick Cheney Hunting Simulator

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

Moving house tomorrow

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

Maybe if you stopped focusing on reality and started focusing on the sex lives of Victorian sailors dying of exposure and scurvy, you'd feel better.

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by