Do I Dare Disturb The Universe?

if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?

she walked around in circles with the straw (that she stole from my drink) in her mouth and then looked me in the face and tried to meow without letting go of her ear prize. and yes, she’s the one responsible for the ruined scratcher behind her.

We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847

Fuck my goblin life. The witch-queen I'm henching for said to build her new tower in a poison swamp, and I did that, but apparently she wanted "the kind that deals contact poison damage" and not the kind that gives you a tummyache if you drink the swampwater.

"but dysentery is extremely dangerous to the armies of light that would besiege her tower" yeah, I know! You try explaining that to the witch-queen. I already tried telling her that she loves embarrassing the knights of the sisterhood of dawn, and shitting a million times a day is pretty embarrassing, but she said that was "gross, and the wrong type of embarrassment." So I guess I'm the idiot.

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

americans be like there are two burgers inside you

babe they can’t stop you from babying and sexualizing that old man