Do I Dare Disturb The Universe?

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

just walked past the pope excommunicating like 600,000 tradcaths and they saw me and imprinted on me like ducklings. i don't want to be a pope this sucks.

you have to build the life you so desperately want btw. no one will do it for you

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

shoutout to the time I was watching the epic fitzjames dress moment with my father (cishet man in his 50s) and he just took a sip of his beer and went "oh so he's a fancy boy! yass queen! ✨💅" out of nowhere. father where did you pick up that vocabulary and why was that the only time you ever used it.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

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hi squorcle i'm Fucked Bastard