Mind Rage

why are the pigeons so green

chlorophyll

shout out to garden stores for having swing seats and fish ponds with fountains. gotta be one of my favorite enrichments.

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

I’m lost

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

and hes funky af!!!!!!!!!

me after i fuck

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

Prince Phillip really took this post seriously

The way she stood up and said "What!?" I felt that. We all felt that.

going to do something fun and crazy tonight. *lights a small candle* 

Clever Little Kitty turning the tables 😋