Gay for pay

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

the rule of AITA posts is the worse the title sounds the more you'll agree with op in the end. if op makes themselves sound like the innocent one in the title they were absolutely in the wrong. basic reddit psychology

just because an ant wont die from falling off a building doesnt mean he wont be crying and screaming the whole way down

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

This always leaves me so weak

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

like why is this the funniest exchange i have ever seen. i love them

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways