miming and crapping

my grandpa died in the deepslate wars fighting for your freedoms after he opened a trapped chest and fell into a dripstone spike pit lined with crafting tables so he couldn't bucket clutch

[voice of a man who has a problem] You see I won't be in a hole all season this time! At least not at first, because I'm going to go aboveground, build the mountain to put the hole in from scratch, and then get in the hole!

the more days we go with no bdubs hermitcraft episode the more scared i get. what could he possibly be doing over there

It’s ok bdubs take your time (I say through gritted teeth)

i wish cherry biomes were rare and cherry trees were bigger and looked like their saplings and i wish pale gardens were completely silent and spawn-proof for everything but creakings and looked normal from the outside and would suddenly become pale and dead on the inside and i wish there was bare soil in all forests and colorful leaves and seasonal fruits and veggies and autumn and spring and bdubs ran mojang

*draped seductively over the couch* draw me like one of your minecraft youtubers

*holding shift while standing on oak stairs* draw me like one of your minecraft youtubers

HAPPY HERMITCRAFT S11 FOR THOSE WHO CELEBRATE