Today, we're dancing for no reason! ♪

having carefree sex with my lackadaisical wife

doing earnest sex with my somber wife

engaging in empirical sex with my evidence-based wife

^ las vegas if the evil wizard got released from the time crystal

finding someone who shares your unpopular/niche opinions on Special Interest is literally like finding water in the desert. like thank fucking christ someone else has actually thought through this thing

I bet the koroks actually like being crucified

they're immortal forest spirits, it literally doesn't harm them. it's like enrichment to them

"Mr Hero, can you shoot me into space again? :3"

"you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT" yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit

its been an hour and a half and this has 800 notes can you understand my pain

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

y’all are NOT ready for the juxtaposition of the sun to result in the northern and southern hemispheres splitting in climate one hot one cold that will cause the manifestation of chilly willy and chilli billi in the north and south pole and it shows

stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you

nurturing this post while it's young

supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.

Exposing this post to my followers for socialization

Watering this post so it grows up big and strong

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

bring his ass to a simmer

yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all. if you reblog this you love trans people