managed to avoid drowning

All delighted people... get those fucking cocks out... its friday...

do NOT let people enjoy things. hold the line

the only six actors in hollywood are anya taylor joy, emma stone, timmy chalamet, jacob elordi, zendaya and robert pattinson. then they ran out

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

I miss pjackks jellybean era

I miss da era where u passed out in bath tub cuz u sneezed to hard and fell your ass right on the holiday dinnerfish and it got scared and jumped in the toilet and swam down da drain

You promised not to tell anyone about that

idk man sometimes i like it when video game writers are allowed to plan a series of events that happen in a specific order and affect each other in turn to become an overarching narrative, and i don’t mind trusting those writers to take me through those events in the order that is emotionally effective. i don’t really care if a game forces me to go through the forest area first before i can attempt the icy area because maybe there’s things that happen in the forest area that inform later scenes in the icy area. maybe we don't need more superficial player choice open world concepts if it comes at the cost of the ability to write a story with actual significant plot events and character development in each section

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????