a lean green meme machine

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

does anyone know what we are supposed to want

"came back wrong" but it's from work

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.