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first person to eat a sausage an onion and a pepper together must have cummed themselves straight to death

for whom the saul calls

i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

At least I don't have a tumblr

welp. to the shredder

That's tumblr's collectively owned beast

i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]

Dale Gribble discourse on my dash, can't believe it. "Dale would be a Q guy" "Dale would be woke". The show goes out of its way to show that the conspiracies Dale believes in are so outlandish and absurd as to be alienating to everyone. You wouldn't even be able to ascertain Dale Gribble's position before he completely lost you with some insane shit. You do not fundamentally understand what Dale is about. He is a lonely cuckold too out there even for other conspiracists. The thesis of this man is that he has no people aside from his friends, who also mostly just humor him when he's talking. If you think Dale would align to any recognisable politic you're a fake fan, smh.

wholesome doomerpilled simp falls for a smol weeby tiktok egirl. what happens next will make you want to lift several cinderblocks with rope and pulleys and drop them on the back of your own head in a maneuver known as the “cement guillotine” 

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

cats will be let into the bathroom and make it their entire personality