Carrotdiscs

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

this is why you shouldn't swear

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob