Hoschbrowns

this 9/11, reveal your steel beam with manscaped

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

Teenager 2000 : I love you Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

Teenager in 3015: blork glork (he talkin to some alien hoes)

i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]

wholesome doomerpilled simp falls for a smol weeby tiktok egirl. what happens next will make you want to lift several cinderblocks with rope and pulleys and drop them on the back of your own head in a maneuver known as the “cement guillotine” 

el muchacho monday

update: the tactical honda was not prepared for this (but he took them all)

i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!