my mother was an oyster and i’m the pearl

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

AVAST YE AN' HEED ME WARNING, MATEYS! Farrrr from me to hang the jib, aye, but me own transfiguratin' 'speriments up in ye Crow's Nest have Ran a Rig on me, landlubber me am, an' MAROONED ME NORMAL RHETORIC IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER!

yarrr...orcs and pirates be semiotic neighbors, ye rough and tumble carousers. Aye, tuskless another day. Scupper me gay baka life

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

im a protected species you fucking asshole

really don't know how to explain to people Azune is horse-coded not dog-coded.

s2 silver is sooo sinister he's my favourite. sorry you forgot to recalibrate the skin-suit diva, your guysona is slipping. like ooh good try, buddy. that was almost the sort of thing a real human would say!