oh i was bird right then, one day i will be again

Trump putting Stephen Miller on the decoy plane but putting Party Pete and his latest concubine/hospice nurse on the real plane is objectively hilarious. The stuff of Shakespeare.

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

tumblr users yearn for the much-maligned genre of "iowa writers workshop divorce litfic"

"B-b-but Barbie didn't have perfect feminism—“ girl (gender neutral) shut up, this site constantly makes posts like "NoT aLL MeN you mean, hysterical bitches!!!" while at least Barbie was consistent that the patriarchy is in fact bad and harmful to all women and beneficial to men lol

Tumblr can’t handle Barbie-level feminism lol

Elie Saab | Fall/Winter 2026 Couture

Mike Levin, a Democratic member of Congress from California, has sounded the alarm over conditions onboard the warship, which is in its fifth month of combat operations against Iran. He described the lot of the crew on X as “moldy showers, broken toilets, laundry down for weeks, long stretches with no hot water, a meal that came down to half a cup of rice and two tortillas. No soap, deodorant, or toothpaste.”