oh i was bird right then, one day i will be again

if the usamerican civil war was happening now instead of the 1800s you would see posts on here like "im literally disabled and i need a slave to function"

i think lady gaga could play paul simon in a biopic

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

I think the harm of denying people the right to control their own bodies is so, so much worse than the risk of people regretting the decisions they make. Regretting something you decided to do is a much healthier pain than the pain of regretting that you didn't get to have a choice.

I love carbonation I love carbonation, I love carbonation I like it when the beverage fights back

me, opening a conversation and foregoing a greeting: you know who i hate