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OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

This makes me so happy

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

ed, al, and mustang’s team go on a camping trip to catch a wild hohenheim and havoc is like look guys there’s no way he actually exists and ed and al are like but he’s LITERALLY our dad

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I need this. I think this would fix most of my problems with like gatherings, hangouts, and events.

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

One of the funniest things about Edgeworths character is the fact that he is Capcom's Reigen. Like they wanna fuck him sooooo bad. Bet that if you asked their artists about their artistic process when drawing him they would start waxing poetic about his ass too.

the gently smiling Forklift

the softly hugging Forklift

the sweetly talking Forklift

the quietly crying Forklift

the sadly dying Forklift

the miraculously reviving Forklift

the immortally flying Forklift

the Forklift

the forklift.......

I think the funniest thing Kill Six Billion Demons could possibly do is if the mega-update next Friday is just, like, the end of the comic. The whole thing somehow wrapped up in eight pages.

This is, of course, not what happened, but you have to admit that "go on a multi-week hiatus to let the next update cook and watch people get super hyped up theorising about potential major plot developments, and then it's literally just eight pages of setup for a dude firing a gun" is also kind of funny.

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.