all right then, keep your secrets

I always feel so cheated in stories when characters are walking around with this Big Guilt and then...you find out that the thing wasn't their fault at all. And not in a "they thought they did it but it turns out they were set up" way, or even a "accepting that just because they did A which caused B which caused C it doesn't mean C was their fault", way but where they finally lay out the sequence of events and it's clear that any thinking person would not connect them. Like, fucking commit!!! The character isn't LESS compelling if they actually did the thing! You can't have the haunted brooding meow meow who is...also completely blameless

no I am not "ontologically evil." this is a practiced skill that I actively fostered, it took work to get to be this evil, stop discrediting my efforts.

victor hugo was out of paris when his beloved novel les misérables was first published, so he telegraphed his publisher “?” to inquire about the book’s reception, to which his publisher promptly responded, “i still think you should have made inspector javert an elf girl”

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I went to Loser Island and they knew you. They knew everyone. Everyone. They knew both of us. We were famous. Can't you believe it? We were famous. They wrote rpf about us. I think we should kiss

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less