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just had a dystopian vision of a future where everyone's so poor the next trend becomes "micromeals" which "really help me make it through my day" and corporations start selling tiny portions for full price and calling them micromeals

bite thy tongue!

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

The only true problematic kink is the society wide force thin fetish

"feeders manipulate people into getting fatter" yeah well our entire society is constantly manipulating you into getting thinner, you just agree with that one (because you've been manipulated)

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

i collect reaction pics from my mutuals' posts like i'm picking berries while walking in the forest

I need a lady in a shirt Fuck im down bad

crossfaded off a block of cheese and an apple waylaying every traveller on the road

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

campbell's chuuni chicken noodle soup

shirt that says 'i ❤️ voyeurism and exhibitionism in the abstract sense of watching the voyeur do their thing'

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!