slut for shakespeare

I really think we as a fandom are overlooking “canonically has a lesbian sister” “proud ally” “wife guy to a doctor” “managed to befriend clinically anxious Ryan Price” Wyatt Hayes as a character and a potential close friend for Shane.

I’m a Luca Haas on tumblr truther, but Wyatt Hayes 1000% has at least two accounts

situationship era ilya getting asked what he personally thinks about shane in an interview and he responds ‘pff…he’s very polite…’ and the public think its funny because they think he’s joking about shanes canadianness and goody two shoes image but shane is sat at home burning red because he knows ilyas referring to how shane says please and thank you before during and after ilya fucks him

I do think that Ilya’s favourite movie is Cars but he will lie if someone asks and he’ll say something like fight club or rocky or whatever. but it’s Cars.

he claims the lightning mcqueen crocs are ironic. they are not

Remember when Svetlana was just like Fuck your asshole dad and lock the fuck in Ilya I need you to win the fucking cup this year 😭

A lot of people ignore the absolutely radioactive levels of frat boy coming from Shane Hollander because it’s inconvenient to their hyper feminized bottom stereotyping

after a win against boston, shane comments in his typical measured, earnest way that rozanov seemed a bit slow this game and maybe he was kept up too late last night. half of hockey twitter immediately cancels him for slut shaming while the other half argues that there’s no way that’s what he meant, this is shane hollander, that’s just ridiculous. meanwhile ilya’s the only one who knows that hollander was actually slut shaming himself

AI has made the internet so much less fun. I don't want to question whether a photo of a bunny is real. I don't want to worry about someone making a deepfake just because I posted a pic with my friends. I want to read a recipe and know that the photo is a real cake they made. Yes I know I need to touch grass but also I think I should be allowed to interact online without second-guessing whether someone fabricated every image for personal gain

btw this is about the tragedy of the commons. it's not about spending too much time online or whatever - it's about the fact that a handful of people are polluting the collective space to the detriment of everyone else, and that there is no way to stop them from doing that. it sucks and it's killing the internet, and I'm mad about that

i think that falling asleep in a rocking chair on porch during a sunny afternoon with a cowboy hat over my face would fix me

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back