Eating a peach? A succulent Highgarden Peach?!

In 40 years, I had: 8 children (Robert, Stannis, Renly 1 who was a stillbirth, Renly 2 who survived into adulthood, Argella qho died in a choking accident at 8, Rhea, Elenei, and last and least Beric)

-Robert married Cersei Lannister from the get go and they had 2 boys: one with black hair named Tommen who I married to a daughter of Joanna and Gerion Lannister because what is the Lannister line after Tywin without incest (oh yeah Tywin died in a stupid uprising against Aerys that I won) Anyways.. Their second son is Edric. He's got blonde hair, it can't be Jaime's Jaime died before he was born, and Edric is betrothed to Mace Tyrell's daughter Bellinor.

-Stannis is married to Lysa Tully (iykyk). They have 1 child, Maekar, I betrothed him to a random Royce girlie. They are the underachieving losers of my dynasty.

-I married Renly off to Lynesse Hightower. He's not gay. I guess Renly 1 was the gay son and sadly in this timeline he died.

-Rhae I married off to Benjen Stark. They do not like each other because of religious differences and also because he has a scary direwolf.

-Elenei is betrothed to Baeryn Targaryen son of the Mad King. The queen is alive girl bossing on Dragonstone raising these 2. Rhaegar is fat and was engaged to 12 year old Selyse Florent who died from the flux. RIP. He's 27 and yet to remarry. Poor Elia died unwed from illness. RIP

-Beric is betrothed to a rando Connington. We needed SOMEONE to stay within Stormlander confides.