meteorite in the kitchen sink

I hope having sex thinks about me too

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play