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lay an egg

why not lay an egg?

i just think youd lay a really nice egg

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

dont be mad but i laid an egg in your bed and if you try to move it ill get really angry.

when i lay my special egg, it eats its host from the inside out!

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

I want to lay eggs and curl around them warmly. I want to incubate my unfertilized eggs and eat them when i realize they wont hatch

i wanna be a dinosore

there's art inside me trying to get out