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Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesnât die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.
The dog knows more about how the universe works than anybody else on your planet. The dog understands how relativity works and how the universe began. The dog has access to complex machines that can store and process massive amounts of information, launching your society into a new age of scientific and technological advancement.
You later find out that these machines were originally invented because the dog's species has a memory like a sieve and struggles with primary school level maths.
I keep seeing the take that authors on AO3 need to stop deleting their fics and instead to orphan them without any explanation of the consequences of orphaning a fic and as an author I really need to say something to this.
Stop telling people to just orphan their fics.
Orphaning a fic means giving up any and all ownership over it. No way to claim it back, edit it or delete it. Yes it's an archive but an author should still have the right to delete their work if they feel like they don't want it to be up anymore.
Readers always scream for authors to orphan their fics instead of deleting because they feel like they have a right to the fanworks that is shared with them for free. If it's so important to you to not lose a fic, download it. Also comment and encourage the authors, instead of telling them to give up all ownership to their work.
To authors, if you think about deleting your fics, there are other options you should employ first. If you don't want it connected to your name, put it into an anonymous collection. As long as it's in there, noone can see you wrote it, you still can edit ot or delete it and moderate comments on it. You can even move it to anther account, just create another one, add it as co author and then take your main account off. Then you can still edit it from your second account but it's no longer connected to your account.
If you don't want it to show anymore put it in a unrevealed collection, that way, the fic won't show up but it's still there, you can still see it, read comments and make it public again.
If you feel the urge to delete your fic, try one of these options first and see how you feel about it after a while, you can still delete or orphan afterwards, but this hopefully makes your decision easier.
Only orphan a fic if you're 100% sure. This is permanent, there is no way back from that, AO3 support will NOT help you if you did it on accident or change your mind. Don't listen to people telling you to just orphan it, make very sure, this is what you want.
i don't think i realized there were so many other options!
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at one point I went so limp and unresponsive Ship started trying to find my pulse, and I immediately clocked that they were doing this and thought "oh they don't need to do that; I have a pulse oximeter on" but it took me like a full minute of focusing all my mental effort and willpower to be able to actually communicate that with my mouth words to them. I was thinking very clearly! I was thinking more clearly than Ship was!
when you're on antipsychotics like that, it doesn't make things fuzzy inside your head. it doesn't make you less conscious. it makes you locked in. its medically mandated Locked In Syndrome for as long as the drug is working like that for. its like being tortured. it only looks like being sedate and calm and quiet from the outside because you CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BODY. its truly torture and I have no doubt that in 200 years, inshallah medical science continues advancing, people will be rightly teaching that it was a horribly inhumane way to treat patients. it is so, so fucking awful.
This belongs in the post.

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With Tumblr starting to roll out age verification, it feels like a good time to bring this up.
I went to my app store and turned off automatic updates back when the staff tried to roll out their reblogs bullshit last month or whenever that was. The age verification is only in the UK and Brazil for now, but it'll probably spread.
Go to the app store and turn off automatic updates. Do it now. I will probably never update my app again. The people making these decisions can't be trusted and when the "age verification" database inevitably gets hacked, they will have some limp excuse and keep on doing it.
Divorce đ¤ gender transition = a big costly life decision with too much paperwork that conservatives say will cause the end of civilization & ruin your life but if you actually ask people who chose to do it, they'll tell you their only regret is that they didn't do it sooner
And they both save lives
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Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:
thatâs his little guy!!
Not a single one of you questioned the Count Binface thing
Please tell me that is because you know who he is and we have reached international coverage on this fiasco please
Farage is a national joke I need him to be an international one
Okay so @joekitsu @cronusamporaofficial
He's a joke candidate, standing as Independent from main political parties. He used to be one of three people that was Lord Buckethead, but there was disagreements and I think legal disputes, so he split off and became Count Binface instead. He's never won a consituency, or got enough votes to win his deposit back from standing in local elections, but pops up here there and everywhere.
As a joke candidate, he is just there to have a laugh, but also stands for the left and calls out corruption and poor standing from news outlets, other parties, and wherever he sees it.
Currently, to the elation of the nation, he is running in the (unconfirmed) by-election for a constituency ran by the far-right twatface called Nigel Farage.
Good ol Nigel just got flagged by his own bank for transfers so large they thought he was laundering money, and it's spiralled into an investigation into his finances that weren't disclosed and are rather dodgy.
He likes to frame himself as a man of the people (he wants to remove us from the ECHR) standing against the Establishment, so concoted a little scheme that has blown up in his face.
He announced he was going to stand down at MP, triggering a by-election. He then announced he was going to run in the by-election, which (if he won) would frame him as a true man of the people, or (if he lost) confirm the Establishment is out to get him.
But he's also (despite his truly abhorrent tan) utterly transparent, and all the major parties squinted at him and went 'aw fuck off Nigel' and refused to send an MP to stand for Clacton (said constituency).
Except.
For Count Binface.
Which has (exactly as intended) ruined our discount-Donald's plans, and turned him into a national joke.
As as our dear anon has said, Farage is now stuck between rock and hard place.
If he loses... he lost to a bin. He lost to a man with a bin on his head. He lost to a man with three (3) three points on his manifesto.
1. Reduce 99p flakes back to 99p.
2. Build one affordable house.
3. Force cyclists that break the Highway Code to ride unicycles as punishment.
If he wins (which he probably will, Clacton is very far-right) then he won against a bin. It's not hard.
It is the pinnacle of British politics.
We have never been more united #refuseuk
Count Binface for Clacton!
("Why should the people of Clacton vote for you?"
"Well, I'm not Nigel Farage.")
Did I mentioned he's from space?

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I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like youâre not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. Youâre not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. Youâre not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. Youâre not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Donât let your ego get in the way.
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
ICE is still patrolling my neighborhood and surrounding areas. Last week they raided a small local water/amusement park in my city where kids were playing. The other day they murdered a man over in Houston, Texas. Theyâre still out there and are still maltreating people.
Please, keep an eye out for yourself, your loved ones, and your neighbors. Know what rights you have if you are stopped or even detained, citizen or not, because they donât care.
here is a link to the Native American Rights Foundation with information about what you can do if you are approached by ICE at home, at work, in your car, in public, if you are under the age of 18, as well as listing some of your rights when you have even when you are detained.
and
here is a link to the ACLU's Immigrant's Rights page with information about your rights and how to express them in multiple scenarios including being stopped by ICE while in transit, if you need a lawyer, what to do if you are detained while your immigration case is underway, and challenging a deportation order.
they have graphics in english and spanish you can save and print out or screencap to make your lock screen for easy viewing in emergencies
this duck LOVES pink drink
Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me
Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

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The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because theyâre hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.
Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?
I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.
And often, they are assholes, too.
I wasnât gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of donât care and thatâs not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so Iâm just walking around at work rn like ânah not much going on hbuâ
As a âdark humour is my coping mechanismâ person I would describe this feeling as âchildrenâs birthday clown with a flashbang grenadeâ and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating
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