not-so casual batman fan

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I HAVE AN OLD DOG AND I'M SCARED OF LOSING HIM STOP SENDING ME ASKS ABOUT DEAD/DYING PUPPERS

Odd One Out (original no pack au)

An Omega Without A Pack (elseworlds)

Some ficlets

Fic links to ao3

Fanarts (gifted)

Humans Are Space Orcs: JL Edition

Miscellaneous

Mini AUs

don’t remember much of the dream but i remember being happy about the angst. I didn’t think you’d actually respond that’s so cool..

And of course, Bruce in his POV chapters was feeling terribly guilty for not telling Clark who he is and dating him in both his identities (yes, bad job Bruce, but at least he felt guilty about it and wanted to fix it, not like someone else 🙄), and he was determined to tell him when the fight broke out.

And Pa and Ma Kent agreed with Clark (and other characters too, though I don't remember them very well) about how Bruce was hiding something so personal from him and how terrible it was of him (when Superman also didn't consider telling Bruce or Batman his identity (or if he did, he dismissed it very quickly for Brucie).

I continued reading a little further after the fight (which is when the Kents and other characters' situation happened), but I didn't finish it, so I can't tell you how it ends, but from what it seemed, Bruce would have to earn Clark's forgiveness.

Sorry for the long message, but it's ironic that the characters are so well-developed if they're based on the Injustice canon, lol

I had this skinny extra tooth that I had to go to the dentist to remove every year, that little shit kept growing back lol until i think it just gave up after the fourth try or smth (my dentist would look at me like you just described in the post replying to me), Kinda funny XD

-disabled anon.

My normal dentist are used to my anomalies. This was a consultant to see if I did need braces and dude was so peturbed. Top ten ego moments.

Maybe I'm being biased, but beyond a surface level reading of his character I just can't see it lol

(inspired by a screenshot of a Reddit post, which should probably tell you everything)

Anon you can't do this to me. That second sentence saved my blood pressure but you nearly killed me.

Okay. I personally don't think Bruce would use/build an LLM.

I cannot imagine the World's Greatest Detective building a programme that will over time reduce his processing speed, cognitive skills, and reasoning capabilities. I certainly don't think he would risk those side effects reaching his children.

Also, because he is an elite, and gen-AI is only being pushed onto the 'uneducated' classes in order to widen the education gap and dumb us down, I think he'd probably be very distant from it.

just thought id have a rant in ur inbox, pls ignore no worries

About the dentistry thing, when I was a kid i fantasized about getting braces and i did get them in early middle school.

That shit was a pain in the ass. It made me loose my love for how i looked. They are not "cute" they are "painful" and are super expensive. I didn't get the experience of my orthodontist letting me pick my color or telling me what we will do in the appointment, he just worked on me like i was some college assignment.

I had migraines headaches tooth aches my jaw was on fire i couldn't think and my grades werent as good as they were supposed to be. It would occasionally affect my vision, i also couldn't eat. I took them off and didn't get my retainer and my bite feels weird. Nobody would understand.

I fantasised about wearing glasses since i was a kid cause my dad was wearing it and the world branded it as cool, i used to wear my brother's and father's (occasionally since he wasn't really present) glasses and did eye tricks until i eventually wore it at the age of eight.

Aside from genetics, the things that i did thoughtlessly as a child "to be cool" affected my life. I could've had a few years more before i started wearing glasses but a child wouldn't think that. I might have BVD from the tricks i did as a kid.

Now i can't stare at screens normally (cause me posture problems), i need a bigger font on my phones and screens, I'm turning eighteen this year. How much worse can my vision get? It's deteriorating every few months to the worse.

People need to be more aware of what they push to the public and how they view things. Disabilities aren't quirky.

I feel like i talked way too much on here so i will leave you alone now, god knows how much academic stress you're having now.

-disabled anon.

I actually need braces (ever seen a dentist sit in silence for several minutes from sheer confusion about what choices your teeth made?) but we'd need to go private so I'm just....not. like this was four years ago and I'm just going on my way.

Fuck the gradual privatisation of the NHS.

About the fetishisation, it's so annoying to see how glasses are so not considered medical devices anymore.

Like excuse me, i can't let your child touch my glasses maam, they are not a freaking toy, i use these to live.

My best friend at school got decorative glasses and I don't know how to feel about that. I'm wearing glasses because I'm chronically ill and can't live without it.

It's not that I'm mad at her for it (she wouldn't understand that, this isn't a thing in my country) but she is contributing to the normalisation of an illness that costs a tooth and a dime to cure.

When i told my sister about it, she told me she personally doesn't care if someone wears decorative glasses and she doesn't understand where I'm coming from,

I told her it's like if someone used cane because it's "fashionable" or used a wheelchair because it's "cool" wouldn't that be disrespectful?? What makes our disability different??

Anyways, thank you so much for answering my previous ask and I hope you feel better soon <333

-disabled anon.

Have you seen those videos about people realising you don't have to bend over to hoover/mop/sweep? I feel like disabled people could benefit from that. We can just stand. Fuck it, sit down and sweep from there. Conserve the energy wherever you can.

The whole glasses things are a recent realisation to me, along with the sweeping wave of other people (ignore that I've worn them since I was a tween I'm bad at thinking). We are literally paying to see the world. If that isn't the most dystopian shit ever.

Me+my unavoidable urge to rant whenever I get reminded of the fact that the NHS was an all encompasing welfare service at its conception, and over time they've stolen opthamology and dentistry from us. We are paying to eat. We are paying to see.

I was in a conversation in class some time back, and one of the girls was talking about how she wanted glasses. My teacher looked to me, because I'm the only glasses-wearer in the class, and when I described all the downsides to wearing glasses, she just shrugged and went "yeah but they're so cute" ma'am I spend 40 minutes every two years deciding what accessory I want to permanently install on myself. You can take yours off, you vapid, soul-sucking— sorry I have issues with her.

Side note! I forgot to take my glassess off before getting into the shower last night and genuinely had to stop and calculate what was wrong with my vision.

Glasses are not a fun little thing, they dictate your life.

On that last part, I mentioned earlier I'm only a recent walking-stick user, but I think if I saw someone accessorising with one (cosplay is different) I would probably explode on the spot. And I know there are people out there that probably do, and I hope they get exactly what they deserve.

There's this fic I'm reading, I really like it but it's doing the thing where Clark does something fucked up (nearly getting Bruce killed because he was jealous and thought he was dating himself (aka Batman)) and Bruce pushes him away, mostly due to self hatred. And all of a sudden everything is Bruce’s fault. And Clark is just a victim of all of this.

Like, what Bruce said while pushing Clark away was an asshole move. He shouldn't have said that. But oh my goodness, Clark nearly got Bruce killed, he sat there and watched as Bruce was beaten up! I'm going to bite the bars of my cage like holy shit dude.

It's such a good fic but that one detail won't leave me alone.

Even family members. I have inexplicable pains in a lot of my body parts that flare up randomly even if i don't strain myself that much. And whenever i reach out for help they push me down with the excuse that i can push through and how im faking it/making a big deal out of it and how everyone else has pain and it's not just my problem.

I have near-sightedness and am legally blind in my left (my right eye is pushing it to make fully legally blind), I have creaky joints that crack whenever i move and flare up with pain the worst times, migraines, heart flutters which i don't know what causes them (probs anxiety), and whole lot of fucking shit that I can't get diagnosed because I'm "making it up".

I don't know what prompted me to write this so you can definitely ignore it if you feel like it.

Mine wasn't employment I did it to myself with household tasks, but it I felt the reminder of how easy it is to screw yourself up was important.

I really am privileged (subjective) to come from a family of mostly disabled people, and one that acknowledges the sturggles rather than belittling me for it, as I've come to know some disabled households do.

I'm sorry you're struggling anon, and that your family is so unsupportive. The world really just isn't built to accept our presence, especially with the fetishisation of disability and inspiration porn on the rise, when disabilities are actually disabling no one wants to hear or accept it.

“Well, after I killed my parents, I-“

How do you think that would go down with the public?

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Imagine if this fit with the therapist leaking recordings of Bruce's therapy sessions as a kid. (I lost the link don't sue me.)

The journalist that asks the question freezes. The room goes still. Everyone knows why he thinks that, but to hear him say it.

Bruce is still on stage, answer dwindling as he picks up on the sudden tension in the room.

Lucius Fox steps into the room, a worried dip to his bushy brow, and he hurries across the room.

"You believe that, Mr Wayne?"

Apparently it’s canon that Bruce can make himself bleed on command? I don’t know how and I don’t care to know how. It’s simply one of the many reasons he’s our special little freak.

Anyways! I imagine he used to take advantage of his little. . . Skill. . After he came back to Gotham but fell out of habit after taking in Dick (to be a good example ofc 🙂‍↕️)

Where am I going with this? Uuuuuhhhmmm I forgot imagine he does this again in order to get out of a situation or smth.

Wish I could get out of socializing by bleeding from my nose

—🌸🐁

We are very different people, mousy, because you thought nose, I immediately assumed eyes....for some reason.

As a community, we should put Bruce through a Mickey 17 situation. Or Situations. He experiences a lot of situations (hence why there’s 17 18 of them)

You can have someone feed him spoilt meat, breathe in toxic pathogens on an alien planet, burn alive, experience radiation, be eaten alive, and the best thing is —as is the plot in Mickey 17– he comes back to life after every experience ( *o*)

He can also have his life stolen from him by a clone! Mickey 17 is such a good movie (^_^)

Or you could give him a glass of warm milk and cookies 🥛🍪 he deserves it.

Love you, bye!

—🌸🐁

Oh tumblrrrrrrr guess what else I haven't seen?

But sure. And make it so people only see snippets of the hassle, one or two things, so when he's flagging tell him to buck up and carry on.

And then "and then he got poisoned, and he just won't get over it."

"Well he did just get trampled."

"I thought he crashed his car?"

"Didn't he ingest alien pathogens?"

.....

"DAD!"

"DAD!"

"DAD!"