bunnies that live in my apartment complex: your intentions are irrelevant, we distrust all for it has meant our continued survival

me: but woe look upon the gifts i have given to thee, it is a sign of my loyalty and admiration for thine kingdom

bunnies: forsooth, thou hast given us these gifts, but our people cannot be so easily bribed by one who wishes to tame us

me: nay! i do not wish to tame thee! only pet the soft fur betwixt thine ears

bunnies: is asking of us to change our nature not taming, sirrah? would you have us display our soft underbellies to the dogs next?

me: tis not my intention-

bunnies: your intentions are irrelevant

me: wait!

“Leg in the air - Parthenon” by Edgard Alsteens, used on a postcard, 1986.

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.