what a silly thing to worry about

sciaentist built a cure for sadness but it exploded in the lab bc some guy was firing a gun in there for some reason

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

i have to kill this post because people keep trying to explain the difference between blorbos and little meow meows and smol beans and cinnamon rolls to me . man i literally don't ca(opens my trench coat revealing a bomb strapped to my chest) EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND NOW. GET ON THE GROUND.

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

It's not a virtue to focus totally on your own peace and disregard problems around you. Ironically, it's also not a virtue to stew in your own anxiety.

It's one thing if you say "As long as there are hungry people in my community, I'll stay engaged with the food bank," (which probably will actually comfort you because you'll be surrounded by people working for a solution!) but for a lot of people it's "As long as there is suffering in the world, I will self-flagellate with sad Instagram reels," and you might as well not.

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭