my eyes are up here

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

Wrote a really big post about oppenheimer and avengers civil war being similar movies but i deleted it because the world isn't ready

Its because the narrative fails if the viewer doesn't share the view of being from a powerful country instead of-- *a cia agent shoots me before i can finish it, i am found dead in my room, my mom screams, this destroys my family. The case is revealed leading to a horrible two months where brazil and the us are in a cold war kind of state but brazil settles and apologizes to the us because it knows the usa can kill them all. Two years later the us makes a movie about how the man who murdered me for a tumblr post was REALLY sad about it but he has to live with killing innocent people because thats how poweful countries work and whoever says you shouldn't kill people for othwr countries is wrong. He is like prometheus. He decides that safest hands are our own. It wins an Oscar. I do not show up in the movie in case someone might humanize a non usamerican victim by mistake. My mom is mentioned, but her scene is cut for time. They bring up the possibility that i was a communist and a really old tumblr post to make people question my morality. There are 7 celebrity cameos. Both joe biden and donald trump show up as characters in the movie as well as neymar and lionel messi, who was in the united states at the time, and could possibly have heard about it*

Worst dog name, go.

I feel like tumblr should be bigger fans of The Blues Brothers. It's a movie that has everything we value as a community. Attention and respect to pioneering black musicians, open hostility to nazis, open defiance to police, Carrie Fisher with a rocket launcher and flamethrower, a soundtrack that goes hard as hell, John Belushi so blasted on cocaine that he continues to do somersaults despite having a broken ankle. It's got it all!