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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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do i have any hoes with a steamroller? my back needs it pronto
okay this is an insane poll but for context: as a lot of people know, in fashion and styling, different people have different complimentary palettes. some people look better in cool tones, some people look better in warm tones, some in bright colors, some in pastels, etc etc. however, this also applies to metals, specifically gold vs silver. so,
do you know whether you "should" be wearing either silver or gold
yes, i know which looks best, and i stick with this
yes, i know which looks best, and i don't care
no, i don't know
nuance button
i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.
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Siberian crane (Leucogeranus leucogeranus)
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SOUND. ON.
soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!
It feels like Iβve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.
Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so sheβs following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasnβt hurt by any of gladosβ insults.
but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chellβs personnel file years down the line, noticing the wordΒ βdeafβ for the first time, and just going βWHAT???β
Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes
Akhal-Teke
Sooty buckskin - E/_ A/_ Cr/n
this book Iβm reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like βimagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonateβ donβt say that? I donβt want to imagine that?
billiam clinton saying his famous line βI did not have sexual relations with that womanβ in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests
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being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.
Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.
*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage
really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species
hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?
hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I β€οΈ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"
a factoid is a type of linguistic parasite that attaches itself onto a fact and distorts it, making it more interesting and novel, so that it proliferates through culture and lays a collective egg in everyone's brain
see ? as of writing this post laid eggs in 56 innocent scrollers' minds solely because i tweaked the definition of what a factoid is into something fascinating. if i had just told the truth, that a factoid is an obscure 4tran term for a girl who says a lot of facts, it would colonised the psyche of far fewer victims
was listening to KTLYN earlier and now Willoughby is going around saying "hi, my name is is Plain Jayne.....everything is okay!"
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Hhiiiiii I haven't been out in a long time and I am hungry!!! I am going to get a hair cut. Probably all of them, even. Starling has stuff to do in the morning but I am awake right now!!! Hello!!!!!
bro is this why im so tired man fuck off
sleep(& the commonality of leaving front overnight)
