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#i can't wait to see the cargo ship in the remake #this edit is terrible but i am oddly proud of it #final fantasy vii #red xiii #tifa lockhart #aerith gainsborough #cloud strife #barret wallace #shitpost #final fantasy vii remake #final fantasy vii rebirth

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aromantic-journal

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

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thevampirecrow

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

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NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

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Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

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oh???

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mediummarketpaperback

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

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WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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cogentranting

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

elodieunderglass

Born without a groove 😔

linguisticparadox

telomeke

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

hustlerose

Out of Touch Thursday

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OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

snuv

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

rockmilkshake

happy birthday.

saltwatersweets

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

lakevida

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

iheartcilia

I would have said clit if I was her

lakevida

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

gigik33

Lune keeping expedition 33 on track as always. she deserves a raise. they're not paying her enough for this shit.

#clair obscur: expedition 33

incaseyouart

The other night I freed Vah Medoh and then explored Rito a bit more, with the objective of getting sunset refs ^_^

Revali is such an ass lol I love him

#REVALIIIIIII #the legend of zelda

rip ray bradbury you would have loved promare

#no i will not elaborate

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meltingangels

emberfeathers

Demon slayer au where literally everything is the same except Nezuko’s mouthpiece is a harmonica

astronomical-bagel

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

astronomical-bagel

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

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danmangan

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

sunanthrope

"But what if people will pretend to need this accessibility option so they can be lazy! People who don't need it will use it!!" I don't actually care

I dont care if 9/10 of the people who use the wheelchair ramp arent actually in wheelchairs. As long as the 1 person who needs it has access to it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who use the automatic push button on the library door can actually push the door open themselves. As long as the 1 person who the door is too heavy for gets to use it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who buy the can tab opener, or the little guitar clamp that holds the chords for you, or the hand grip that helps you hold chop sticks, don't need any of it and just get it to "be lazy". As long as the one disabled person who needs it gets access to it.

I do not care. Oh my GOD I do not care. As long as there's a disabled person on this planet who the accessibility device will benefit, the accessibility device is necessary.

Also, if you're so worried about people being "lazy" by using accessibility devices, MORE worried than you are about disabled (visibly or not) people not having access to them, you have unchecked ableism you need to work through.

caspercryptid

And given that we live in an era (debatably) post covid, there is a significant percentage of the population who are newly disabled with conditions like chronic fatigue and may be genuinely unaware of it! How many of those "lazy" people are actually invisibly disabled? And even beyond that, how many of those "lazy" people are overworked and tired and ground down to dust by capitalism? How many are new parents who aren't getting enough sleep and are exhausted?

If helping disabled people helps more than just disabled people, why is that a DOWNSIDE.

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thelooniemoonie

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

rabbitheatedgrrrl

Not wanting to have sex is NOT a problem. It doesn’t matter if you are asexual or allo, there is nothing wrong with not wanting sex. It’s just an activity. That’d be like saying that if you don’t like soccer, you need to go to soccer therapy to figure out why you dislike it and figure out how to like it because it’s for your own good. See how ridiculous that sounds? IT IS OK TO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX AND IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!!!!!!

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