#i'm funny damnit

Two of my favorite things about Bellara are 1) she is wildly uncomfortable talking to children and 2) one of her pre-battle lines is "Oh, is it time again? Great!". Incredible female character. Huge nerd, excitable optimist, bad with kids, craves violence

Oh and the road infrastructure project is buying up resources other people could have used for literally anything else. With money they promise they'll be making from Wide Car sales any day now.

Okay so what I'm getting from the notes is that when you try to transplant some techbro nonsense into an offline equivalent, you have to be careful to avoid simply inventing something the Americans are already doing in real life

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

I can hear this image