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the name that sounds cute on your little gurgling bundle of joy will still be the one they have when they are an adult filling out a job application. Remember that.

Sincerely, someone who had to email an S. Lutz (slutz).

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

The binturong unit

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

They call it Fire Emblem cause she was packin heat

were are in debt they took our qr codes

Martin: I’m afraid I will need your help again if we are to beat The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion™.

i will post my apprentice slop here too. Many days late