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Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[Image ID: Tumblr tags that read: #incredibly relevant for academic work too!! #apparently a friend of a friend almost didn't graduate because she ran her thesis through an ai/plagiarism checker #which then scraped her entire paper and added it to its 'database' #so when she submitted it and they ran it through an ai/plagiarism checker #it marked as 100% AI #i can't imagine how devastating that would be /End ID]

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

its kind of distressing how you can tell a lot of people see popular indie artists and writers and such as like "a Celebrity but one which i stand a half decent chance of bullying to death"

#I've been watching four different iterations of this going down this past month#and the pattern is always the same#I get that people feel powerless in their own lives and have all this despair and anger with no outlet#but it's just wild to see this stuff spread by aspiring creatives#because it's like. what do you think will happen to you?? if you reach the top of the bucket?#not even taking into mind the professional bridges being burnt by flaming your potential peers#(because people in animation/writing/game development know each other and keep an eye on this type of thing)#but you're stoking the exact same flames that will burn you if you ever find yourself lucky enough to have success#you are not free of sin. no one is. there will always be some clumsy stupid thing you said or some unintentional subtext in your work#or some tweet from eight years ago or video clip that you've since apologized for#there's always something. and when it happens you won't handle yourself any better than the e-celeb you're making fun of. I promise.#ANYWAY very self-indulgent rant so apologies for that

these murderous idiots are teaching young girls and women to be afraid of calories when eating a LOT of calories is literally vital for performing well in competitive sports. and then claiming it's 'natural' to uphold sex segregation bc of this imposed malnutrition. it's fucking crazymaking.

the mechanics here are truly horrific. systematically deny [cis] women athletes adequate nutrition and hydration, overwork and injure them. deprive them of the ability to realize the true extent of their strength and skill. segregate athletics based on false ideas of "sex" based on generations of malnourishment and poor training. blame trans woman athletes for the mere possibility that one might beat a cis woman, while claiming that the cis woman's defeat is inevitable. create emotionally stressful and often sexually humiliating tests to "purify" competitive athletics rather than foster the physical health of athletes. continue punishing all women for daring to play sports + have bodies.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard